Route 66

Saying & doing things that don’t nessasarily mean anything, but make you think. Since 1991

Fading interest

Be good if I were promoting a bank! (wait 2minutes for laughs) but, I’m not. So too battle this life threatening infestation, I am going to apply myself to risky business situations. That’s right I’m going to attempt the Twaskieky account! But no, again. Flying, motorcycles, & riding the nuclear bomb as it falls upon the feared communist! All at the same time! Whilst juggling & preparing a meal fit for a king, & doing a rubex cube, while cleaning the gutters, flossing my teeth, buttering the bread using other pieces of buttered bread, whilst attempting to figure out how to order a movie on the new foxtel configuration, & explain to my parents how to add files to an email, Whilst! Giving a polish man directions, & invent a new way to cut grass using chattering teeth so that grass doesn’t grow back & maintains perfect length, colour, & health.

-also see if I can’t get a round of golf in there on a really stormy night

Fightin about a spooooonful!

You know we got to sit around at home & watch this thing begin! but I bet there won’t be many to see it really end cause the fire in the street ain’t like the fire in the heart & in the eyes of all these people don’t you know that this could start .On any street in any town, in any state if any clown. Decides that now’s the time to fight for some ideal he thinks is right & if a million more agree then there ain’t no great society as it applies to you & me, our country isn’t free & the law refuses to see if all that you can ever be, is just a lousy janitor. Unless your uncle owns a store, you know that five in every four just won’t amount to nothin’ more. Gonna watch the rats go across the floor & make up songs about being poor!

Seems like all the moments in our lifes were building for this one, but I guess the feeling was lost & the agreement, mutual.

pistol-whip:

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I am the little red rooster, too lazy to crow today
New world order

You know what makes a good cake, Democracy. Democracy with a dash of communism. Layers upon layers of shit!

The only form of comedy we need is british

The other nations are merely there so we can fully understand how good british humor is